Argentine and Brazilian

A Brazilian is quietly eating breakfast in the morning when a typical Argentine,chewing gum, sits next to him.

The Brazilian ignores the Argentine (obviously) which, not conforming, starts up a conversation:

Argentina: Do you eat this bread, whole damn?

Brazilian (bad mood): Sure.

Argentina: We do not. We eat only the pulp, the shell enclosing a container we willthen process it, transform them into croissants and sell to Brazil.

The Brazilian hear nothing.

The Argentine insists: Do you eat this jelly with the bread? Brazilian: Sure.

Argentina: We do not. We ate fresh fruit at breakfast we played all the peels, seedsand marc in containers, then process it, transform them into jam and sell it to Brazil.

Brazilian: And what do you do with the condoms after use?

Argentina: We play outside, of course!

Brazil: We do not. Let's keeping everything in containers, then process it, transform them into chewing gum and sell to Argentina.