POR QUE O HOMEM TEM QUE PAGAR A CONTA

Men call women to go out and do not know the stress it creates in our lives. Know, guys, what goes on behind the scenes ...

He calls you to dinner. You smile, 'Sure, let's yes.
Hell on Earth. You begin to reprogram mentally and think about what to do to be flawless until then, to cancel their appointments. The odyssey begins ...

You stop eating, of course. You have to be thin on the dinner and woman is always fat.Starts diet of cheese: not eat anything all day, and when he feels faint, eat a slice of cheese.

Do foot and hand. Men ask, 'Why walk? She can wear closed shoes? '. Murphy's Law: Always take shit ...

An unfortunate took me a Japanese restaurant. I took the shoe to sit on the mats. I took the c_ cute! I showed my enamel semi-skinned ... It has to do foot and hand, because much of the race has a bizarre turn-by female feet. NOTE: This piss me off.Hours of academia and the guy has the Tare fucking foot ...

Hydration, brush, flat iron, tincture, root retouch, etc.. Then he has to shave leg, underarm, groin, eyebrows, etc.. God damn it ... there goes another hour (Dolores) of his day.

The day had come! Sooner is passadinha in gym to work out until almost inhumanly spit the lung.

Ze Alley did not say where he was going to take us ... Dilemma: 'Do I look all right ?...'If it's any consolation, it will not notice.

In fact, he will not understand almost nothing. You may appear in Chanel or wrapped in a cloth whatsoever. They have not seen details. Well, at least tell when they're beautiful (just do not know why).

After putting mascara, the jerk is by separating eyelash lash with a toothpick to stick with one look more beautiful ...

Men do not understand, but there are days when we wake up fat. Seriously! Yesterday the body was beautiful, and today ... NUT! I swear it happens. You buy an outfit for an event. In the store is beautiful, but it is time to leave a c_.

If one of those days when your body is a mirror of c_ and dirty with your face, you end up with a pile of clothes on the bed, crying and screaming, 'I HAVE NO ROOOOOUUUUUPAAAA'. Then he has to redo her makeup.

And when you make up putting on that tight pants and has to lie in bed and ask for another human being shove it in you? A cute, now goes to dinner, vacuum sealed. If you sneeze, the pants pierces the pancreas.

Lingerie or pretty, or is comfortable. You want to use your cotton underwear, surradinha and comfortable, but fully-ati Teson ... Thinks: 'I will not give him today, that foood'. 'But what if, even without giving him
I climb a ladder and he would see my panties ... Brushes with me forever ...'.

Pissed off, you take your panties and put one of those friend fucking minimal and lacy, who will be entering his ass all night ...

You decide to use shoe murderer. Murphy's Law again ... In the middle of the night the animal loose an 'I know you love to dance, let's dance! When dancing, you try to make it appear that the tears of emotion.

Once a shoe hurt me so bad I made a note and pasted it, remember to never use!.
Male Question: Why do not you give the shoe ?????
Damn ... was expensive as hell. I will treasure. I know, I know, fucking materialistic. I'll come back as dung beetle in my next life and eating too much poop to see if evolution spiritually! But for now the shoe is!

Pronto! You're beautiful, just mentally struggling with the dilemma of 'Do I give him? It is the third meeting, maybe I should give ... Begins to beat anxiety. League for the best friend and says he does not want to go, you go out with men is very stressful and wanted to come back turtle in the next incarnation. She, poor thing, listen patiently and try to calm you.

Now imagine if after all this, the bastard calls and cancels the meeting? 'There was a sudden, we can reschedule?'.
Folks, I'm with that bitch! No, we can reschedule. Are you nuts?! At this point, the cheese already dieting causes you to see everything cloudy ..

They think it's simple, we got out of bed and went straight to their car, beautiful that way. Fuck there, man! Come and get me a stretcher, wheelchair, in serum, but NEVER clear with a woman. Just in case of death of father
mother to stroke or in transit. But it was just a paranoid nightmare. He calls and says he is coming. You perfume, brush teeth, get in the car and he even looks at your clothes. It does not repair anything, a thing ... Think you're so natural and just to say, 'Hmmm, okay smelling. "

Worse is when he takes off his pants along with her panties and even see. Well, My Friend, you spent all night with lacework Crammed in the trench (which incidentally cost dearly) for nothing ...
Men's underwear brand costs the same as an MP4 player! Please remove without tearing.

In the middle of the night, no longer feel his toes, is the principle function of gangrene in the shoe thin beak. He tells jokes and laughs. I'd also be laughing if it was not that intrauterine panties shaving my neck of the womb '.

I feel my stomach phagocytosing my liver, but only tweak the food slightly, embarrassed him how much I think.

Finally, see how much this little dinner for us, women: + -

Clothing ............... ......... ......... $ 200.00 ......
Lingerie .... ......... ......... ......... $ 80.00 .....
Makeup ... ......... ......... ......... . $ 50.00
Shoe ...... ......... ......... .......... $ 140.00 ....
Hair Removal ............. ......... ......... $ 50.00 ....
Hand and foot ........... .......... ......... $ 30.00 ......
French perfume ..... ...... ......... ..... $ 130.00 (if 30 ml ...)
Pill. ......... $ 30.00 .......

PLAYING DOWN THE VALUE, spend $ 700.00 each. Understand why the man HAVE TO PAY THE BILL?

There's more: The men who never make the first step (ie, not yet understood what being a man in our society), lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW ....ABOUT THIS WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?

And before they say you do not understand us, the answer follows immediately:
'Women are there to be loved, not to be understood. " (Vinicius de Moraes).

Ôh wise little man.